last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
