Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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