I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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