erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Randomize
