Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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