dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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