what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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