Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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