Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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