Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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