I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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