Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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