i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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