Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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