whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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