I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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