I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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