So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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