uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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