omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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