It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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