Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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