I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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