hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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