gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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