susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
people are starting to question the shark bite story
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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