I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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