Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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