How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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