I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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