just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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