Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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