Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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