New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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