Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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