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I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
