I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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