i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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