Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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