so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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