Whats the glycemic index on semen?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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