dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
