12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The convent might be a nice break from real life
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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