Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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