the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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