I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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