Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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