i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this beer tastes like vomit already
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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