she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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