I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I booty called her while she was in labor.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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