My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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