He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I want to be your penis for a week.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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