worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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