big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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