i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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